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April 24, 2009

The KissPhone

The KissPhone

April 24, 2009 French freelance inventor Georges Koussouros was thinking outside the square when he came up with the KissPhone. Humans already interact synchronously with voice, text and video, and there's a whole science developing behind closed doors called Teledildonics, which is about remote sexual interplay. The KissPhone fits somewhere in between and has a mouth which you kiss - it subsequently measures the pressure, percussion speed, temperature, and sucking force of your mouth, transmits those same parameters to the remote user's Kissphone where it recreates your kiss for your teleparamour.

The KissPhone is designed for remote kissing. It has a mouth which you kiss - it subsequently measures the pressure, percussion speed, temperature, and sucking force of your mouth, transmits those same parameters to the remote user's Kissphone where it recreates your kiss for your teleparamour.

Koussouros claims the Kissphone will enable its users to:

    send or receive kiss from distance leave or receive a kiss in answering machine repeat the kiss saved on the phone forward the kiss to other people, download or upload the kiss to/from the web receive the kiss from a “kiss bank” from the likes of Madonna or from an imaginary Hero

My first and most obvious reflection on the KIssPhone is that you're not gonna pull this out on the bus or the subway on the way home, because you may get locked up or worse. Even if you're not intending to use it as a remote kissing machine, but rather as a telephone, it'll certainly get you classified as a wierdo rather than an early adopter, at least in the near future.

But work is progressing rapidly in the field of teledildonics and although authentic replication of the nuances of a kiss are years, possibly decades away, there's equally no doubt that at some point in the future, such sensuous interaction will be captured and replicated remotely.

It's only a concept at this point and truly interesting but we can't see it threatening the iPhone, at least not this decade. Mike Hanlon

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Mike Hanlon After Editing or Managing over 50 print publications primarily in the role of a Magazine Doctor, Mike embraced the internet full-time in 1995 and became a "start-up all-rounder" – quite a few start-ups later, he founded Gizmag in 2002. Now he can write again.   All articles by Mike Hanlon
2 Comments

I predict numerous cases of unwanted Kiss Rape from wrong numbers. Thank goodness there is not yet a version for your underwear.

Todd Dunning
24th April, 2009 @ 10:24 am PDT

Can I put the tongue in.... that's the only thing I want to know. If so, will it be digitized and sent through the air and to the other handset? How dangerous might that be exactly? Would it be limited to the tongue.... without going into detail..... hehehe

Pieter
30th April, 2009 @ 10:08 pm PDT
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