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C-string makes your average thong look like grannypants (NSFW)

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19:44 November 15, 2009

Yes, that's supposed to be a piece of underwear. No, me neither.

Yes, that's supposed to be a piece of underwear. No, me neither.

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Does this fit under our 'emerging technology' tagline? It's hard to say. It's certainly emerging from somewhere. Ladies, if you find a g-string too restrictive, or you're fond of wearing paper-thin dresses and waging an eternal war against the visible panty line, you now have the option of wearing the above device, which is called the CString. While there's no 'string' actually involved, onlookers can certainly 'C' just about everything, including an awkward rear aspect that looks something like a pencil clenched between the wearer's buttocks. This is one of those occasions when we should *all* be glad that this isn't a Gizmag road test. There are further photos in the gallery, but we'd struggle to call them safe for work. You've been warned.

One of these days, somebody will take the "less is more" trend in women's underwear to its logical conclusion and start selling lacy postage stamps. Until then, there's the CString.

CString Direct claim that the CString can be worn as lingerie OR swimwear, and that in addition to eliminating visible panty lines, it also helps you dodge tan lines. One thing's for sure, it's for confident ladies only.

Click through to the image gallery at your own risk.

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I showed my g/f this article and she said, " please order me some "

comment robinyatesuk2003 - November 19, 2009 @ 05:11 am PST

On a related note, my friend sent me this retarded article on little quirks your guy will love in bed. read - wearing your thong as a hair-tie. oh, yes.

http://fashionindie.com/wtf-using-a-thong-as-a-hairtie/

comment Harbinger of Evil - January 28, 2010 @ 02:50 am PST

I first saw these on a couple of models on a beach near Amsterdam in 1987 ... nothing new here ... but interesting all the same !!

comment Stephen Breen - January 27, 2011 @ 05:11 am PST

It is used in brasilian carnival for years...

comment Danillo Lino De Andrade - July 20, 2011 @ 03:49 am PDT

The "minikini" was designed by dutch lady Marielle Bolier in the 70s!!!

just saying...

Oh, and the brand minikini sells pubic hair colouring products.. ;)

again, just saying...

comment richarddebie - October 4, 2011 @ 05:05 am PDT
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