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The world's most dynamic e-business marketing, design and consulting agency

By Mike Hanlon

07:00 April 4, 2005 PDT

The world's most dynamic e-business marketing, design and consulting agency

The world's most dynamic e-business marketing, design and consulting agency

It’s the world's most dynamic e-business marketing, design and consulting agency. It provides distinctive clients with groundbreaking business strategies and cutting-edge designs to aggressively and creatively compete in the ever-changing economy. Their consulting ideas will entice and excite you. Their professional design solutions will give you the confidence to succeed. And their web site will make you think they know what they're doing. Their office is really modern and they've got nice computers and stuff. If you ever saw it, you'd say "Wow, cool office. These guys are legit." They have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool stuff. They have a meeting room with a big, round, expensive table and when you hire them, they spend lots of time sitting around the table having meetings. Their female staff members are all hot, so, even if there's nothing to meet about, they'll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time. When one of their new-age marketing gurus or design experts or consultants has an idea, the rest of them look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper. They also have one of those dry-erase boards on the wall, and take turns making flow-charts and brain-storming and talking about "injecting creativity into market positioning," and cool stuff like that. It’s the hottest new company in the digital space and every Gizmag reader will instantaneously recognise it. And their name is ... HUH?

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