Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis

If these guys had any sense, they would "adjust" the scale so that it more closely matches the aspirations of their target market. "See, honey, I TOLD you it was 8 inches!"

As it is, the only people who will purchase these will be magnificently well-endowed men, who frankly shouldn't need to measure, and incredibly snarky women, who frankly shouldn't be allowed to.

myob1776

- November 26, 2008 @ 06:11 am PST